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Say No to Halo Legends, Now With Free Jace FTW Expansion!

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I'm going to start with Microsoft, a greedy and gluttonous collective with a singular focus on making dollars. Many moons ago, Bungie Studios crafted a game called Halo: Combat Evolved. It was wildly successful and paved the way for Halos 2 and 3, both more advanced and creative than their predecessor. In 2007, Bungie and Microsoft Game Studios split ways (on 7/7/07 or Bungie Day 2007, if you must know). And Microsoft predictably couldn't restrain itself and collaborated with other studios to make Halo Wars, a real-time-strategy game released in North America in March of this year, and the upcoming Halo Legends, an anime. Let's be honest: Halo Wars was not well-received, a mediocre offering in a crowded market with superior, more well-established titles. And Halo Legends, so far as I can tell from the preview, is rather unimaginative in its artistry and, I suspect, its story as well. I don't really mind the idea of a Halo anime. It's more that Legends' style doesn't fit. It doesn't make sense. It's too standard an anime approach, and that doesn't see eye to eye with everything we've seen and come to love about the story and its characters. The same goes for the Halo novels. There are more than there need be, and the ones without Bungie's stamp of approval don't always mesh quite right in the established Halo universe. Writing style is off. Characters are off. Stories don't match. These other games and stories do Halo the detriment of diluting its essence and character.

The way I see it, Bungie is Halo's creator and ultimate caretaker. They have a vision for the story they've told and the universe they've built. Beyond this, the studio does a fine job interacting with its fans, allowing them to be active participants in Halo's development. All this is wonderful. Great. Everyone else just needs to stop messing with it.

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Because I am comprehensively vain and overconfident in my own frankly quite extraordinary abilities, and also because I give a damn about Halo, I'm eager to take some action to exert control over it. (Yes, I'm hugely controlling by nature, but I'm working on it so cut me some slack!) There have been rumblings and rumors about an upcoming Halo movie, possibly helmed by Peter Jackson. Those small disturbances in the force have since dissipated for vague and very secret movie-studio reasons. Personally, I'm thankful because I'm not convinced Peter Jackson, who seems to be entirely self-absorbed, could do Halo justice, and I'm a bit bored by the remarkably consistent string of embarrassingly abysmal video-game based movies Hollywood has managed to turn out. So I want to start by having a crack at the screenplay. I can't guarantee quality. I can't even guarantee committment, but I can start with mere desire. Maybe the other two will follow. Let's settle for: if I get this thing rolling, I promise it'll be kickass.

On a bizarrely tangential by-the-way, have you ever looked at "guarantee" for a bit too long and realized it's a bit of a weirdo word?

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