First, I'd just like to get this out of the way. Growing up, bottlenose dolphins were easily my favorite animals. I admired their intelligence and graceful beauty. I had (have) many stuffed toy dolphins. They all have names. We had (have) great conversations in the wee morning hours. But I learned the other day that bottlenose dolphins are, so far as we know, the most bisexual animals on earth. In fact, they're hugely sexual animals to begin with. See, in school they always told us dolphins are cute, fun-loving creatures. They may have even told us that they're among the elite in all creation that do sex for recreation. They didn't mention the dolphin orgies and that girl dolphins weren't invited. And that when dolphins choose life partners, they aren't of the opposite sex. Stunned by my new knowledge, I confronted my toy friends. The guys feigned ignorance. They insisted they were all just good buddies and that was an end of it. I'd let them hang out on my bed! For years! Gross. So I've just changed out the bed. If you ever sleep in our guest room, I'm sorry.
Next, I saw a new Camaro the other day in Buckhead. It was yellow. I got excited...dolphin-style. Okay I restrained myself...a bit. But it's seriously good looking. Although I wasn't expecting it to be enormous. It's huge. Super-tanker huge. And with those windows, driving it would be like piloting a submarine with just the periscope. Only the Camaro is heavier. And more powerful. And yes, it comes with the nukes. But big whoop. Everyone has those now. So it ain't cutting edge, but I like it anyway. Well done, GM. Too bad I'm uber-pissed at you for f-ing up everything for the last three decades.
Oh and on a strictly personal note, if you're interested, my ideal garage would contain: a hydraulic lift, massive toolset (big tool needs big playset), spotlights (highlight my good looks), industrial fan (dramatic hair), air pump (don't ask), sink and running water. Oh, and yes...a Mercedes GLK 350 4matic and a KTM X-bow. And if KTM hasn't released that here, I'll move to where I can get it. Or buy an Exige S 240 instead. Or a 2000 NSX. Or an M3 Sedan. Or a Corvette Z06. Or...damn.
Next, I saw a new Camaro the other day in Buckhead. It was yellow. I got excited...dolphin-style. Okay I restrained myself...a bit. But it's seriously good looking. Although I wasn't expecting it to be enormous. It's huge. Super-tanker huge. And with those windows, driving it would be like piloting a submarine with just the periscope. Only the Camaro is heavier. And more powerful. And yes, it comes with the nukes. But big whoop. Everyone has those now. So it ain't cutting edge, but I like it anyway. Well done, GM. Too bad I'm uber-pissed at you for f-ing up everything for the last three decades.
Oh and on a strictly personal note, if you're interested, my ideal garage would contain: a hydraulic lift, massive toolset (big tool needs big playset), spotlights (highlight my good looks), industrial fan (dramatic hair), air pump (don't ask), sink and running water. Oh, and yes...a Mercedes GLK 350 4matic and a KTM X-bow. And if KTM hasn't released that here, I'll move to where I can get it. Or buy an Exige S 240 instead. Or a 2000 NSX. Or an M3 Sedan. Or a Corvette Z06. Or...damn.
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